The Christian Gene
Gay Scientists believe they have isolated the cause of Christianity.
Added: 2 years 130 days ago
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2 years 130 days ago by Midare
You had me laughing. For a moment i worried it was Christian propaganda against genetic research.
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2 years 130 days ago by saintzero
Hilarious!!!
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2 years 130 days ago by Umm
LAME
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2 years 128 days ago by scalpod
You're right, yours was much funnier.
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2 years 130 days ago by Rubang B
Hahhahahahhahahahahaha so true. They have no choice in the matter. We shouldn't shun them. We should just help them through it the best we can.
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2 years 130 days ago by McB
Blatant propaganda disguised as humor with no real theoretical basis upon which it was founded. 2/10.
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2 years 130 days ago by VM
Mate, you need a sense of humor.
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2 years 130 days ago by US
Satire... Jesus Christ how are people so dense?
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2 years 129 days ago by tom
probably a moron
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2 years 49 days ago by bill
probably a Mormon
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2 years 0 days ago by alman
probably a smurf
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2 years 128 days ago by scalpod
There's no way anyone could be this dense? Quit pulling my 'leg'.
You're one of the gay humorists who put this together aren't you? ;)
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2 years 108 days ago by McB slapper
wow.. you are really dumb
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2 years 130 days ago by Toast
Win
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2 years 129 days ago by Fletch
It is called "satire".
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2 years 129 days ago by Claire
Brilliant twist on scientists finding the "Gay gene!"
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2 years 128 days ago by Di
It's about time someone did the GAY GENE vs CHRISTIAN GENE satire except the GAY GENE isn't a joke to some. People should let people be the way they want to be and stop trying to change those that aren't like them...
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2 years 95 days ago by ^^^^^
GAY
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2 years 67 days ago by Esk
Try 'Gay rights enthusiast', then try shutting the fuck up.
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1 years 81 days ago by anon
ALSO GAY
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2 years 127 days ago by
Was this taken from The Onion?
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1 years 163 days ago by Tegan
No it's from CNNNN an Australian program that is a satire of CNN. It's made by a group of comedians that now make a show call "The Chaser's War on Everything".
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2 years 127 days ago by Tiki
Jesus in genes.
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2 years 127 days ago by d0ctafung1
bahahaha that shit was hilarious!
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2 years 127 days ago by Proud2bHumble
LOL!! Good on ya,s, mates!
It's been obvious for evah so long that their problems are in their jeans. I read about your 'Faabbuuuullouus!! Project' in Scientific Pooftarian recently, I think...;-}
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2 years 127 days ago by Proud2bHumble
Or was it Alternative Mechanics? I may have gotten them confused with the Rasta's Scientific Pufftarian...
;-}
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2 years 126 days ago by Danny
But what if someone's found to be both genetically gay and genetically Christian? I think more research is necessary.
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2 years 117 days ago by Openeyed
If they're both then they have to stone themselves to death!
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2 years 125 days ago by Jeff
Comes from an Aussie showed called CNNNN. The have another show called The Chasers War on Everything.
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2 years 113 days ago by JesusFreak
They make it sound like a defect... How many times will I watch the circus ring of the ignorant beliefs of the "Scientist".
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1 years 157 days ago by dim
twice, i reckon.
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1 years 157 days ago by dim
twice, i reckon.
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2 years 110 days ago by Jacmac4000
Brilliant. Go Aussies. Nothing like CNNN in the USA.
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2 years 110 days ago by maryam
I like another responder at first was fearful that it was some christian propaganda, but knowing you it confused me. Once read no more confusion. It was fun. Made me chuckle. I am going to have to practice at relying. I get all caught up in trying to be clever, that kind of throws being real out the window.
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2 years 110 days ago by magnolia
Love Tiki's "Jesus in genes".
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2 years 109 days ago by puke
This is great, they will soon be able to get rid of gays and Christians. Now if they could just isolate the American gene we would be sorted.
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2 years 96 days ago by Roc
Fail.
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2 years 67 days ago by Esk
In just 2 lines you have managed to prove yourself a homophobic, a racist, a religious intolerist and an idiot. Good going!
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1 years 305 days ago by i like nuts
and you've proved yourself a gay, humourless yank.
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2 years 100 days ago by
banana hammock
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2 years 97 days ago by FagKiller
Burn in hell!!!!!
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2 years 92 days ago by straightasanarrow
If there is a hell, Mr. FagKiller, I will the first one condemned to it for having denied it my whole life. But you and all the bigoted, intolerant, prejudiced, so-called "Christians" are going to be in line right behind me. Special circle, reserved just for you.
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2 years 82 days ago by juju
you want them behind you homo!
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2 years 67 days ago by Esk
Fuh-ney! Gosh, you're so witty! Dick..
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1 years 305 days ago by i like nuts
is what you sincerely crave
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2 years 97 days ago by A
Fag Propaganda is not funny.
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2 years 92 days ago by straightasanarrow
yes, it is, when it's intended to be.
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2 years 79 days ago by
Way Lame
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2 years 75 days ago by Pffft
Yes, because going to Heaven is a terrible gene.
And Jesus loves you, too. (Yes, even boys who like boys.)
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2 years 64 days ago by Christian Gaybassho
I think this is wonderful. I'd like to have my Christian gene removed if possible.
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2 years 62 days ago by
IN THE BUTT!!!
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2 years 62 days ago by
Those homosexual scientists are a myth we all know homosexuals arent as intelliget as the rest of humanity.
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2 years 58 days ago by Kyle
I love the "New Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles not as popular with kids." on the ticker at the bottom at first.
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2 years 50 days ago by slappy
Oh you little homos can be so funny sometimes. You almost had me going, IN THE BUTT!
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2 years 44 days ago by Smeghead
You got me at the 'Pink Tiger research team of gay scientists'. That just cracked me up.
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2 years 6 days ago by wtf
wtf were gay scientists doing looking for that and not researching cancer ????? im confused how they were even brought on to the fact that a religion is built in to our genes...
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2 years 4 days ago by ha
Someone's rebuttle satire about the belief that homosexuality is gene related. Why stop at Christianity? Cant we then deduce that we are genetically predisposed to wearing boxers or briefs?
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1 years 356 days ago by anon
in a related story,it turns out that god is, in fact, a banana.
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1 years 343 days ago by Anonymous
There really is a "God Gene," though, apparently
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1 years 216 days ago by J.
Okay ... now, suppose that if, instead of using the word "Christians" this individual had used the word "Jews". I suspect that such a blogger would never be able to post another blog on the internet. Just ask Mel Gibson :)
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1 years 169 days ago by x.
This is stupid. Being gay can't possibly be genetic because a gay sex does not create offspring to carry on the gene. Logically, if it was genetic, it would die off. It has to be a result of some sort of chemical imbalance in the brain and if scientists can find a way to alter that balance to make someone who is gay strait, and they are adults and able to make the decision for themselves then why not let them.
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1 years 165 days ago by durrrrr
no shit sherlock. that's what this is mocking....
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1 years 160 days ago by
u dontunderstand the ways genes are passed,do you? have you ever heard of a recessive trait?
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1 years 169 days ago by x.
Being gay isn't wrong, but from a biological standpoint there is something that isn't entirely natural.
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1 years 162 days ago by Molecular Biologist
This is actually a lot closer to the truth than I think they realized. First of all, it is possible to create genetic mutations that display a homosexual phenotype, I've done it in Drosophila melanogaster(fruit flies), and there is evidence for both genetic and environmental causes of homosexuality in humans. Not a lifestyle choice. AND there is a gene (VMAT2) that is associated with spirituality.
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1 years 144 days ago by ric
christians are funny
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1 years 144 days ago by
but they smell weird, is that genetic
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1 years 95 days ago by Phyrne
I shudder to think what genetic engineers will do with this one. Gay bovine growth hormones? In our milk? At least the cows won't be Christian... or will they? And, how would we know? What will happen if we drink their milk? Will we turn into gay cows? I need my blankie.....
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1 years 4 days ago by Bob
Jesus is a cunt.
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1 years 4 days ago by Moo
Jesus didn't do anything special. Jesus is God. Therefore walking on water and feeding lots of people from little isn't very special, because God can do anything. Allowing Himself to get nailed to a cross wasn't such a great sacrifice after all.
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60 days ago by Logic
Suppose Jesus is God.
Mary is the mother of God / Jesus.
Mary was not married to God or Jesus.
Ergo, Jesus is quite literally a mother fucking bastard.
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323 days ago by
This shit is sooooo biast. What about the heterosexual scientist? Of course it's so coincidental a homosexual scientist just happens to isolate the christian gene......
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