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A drunk gets talked out of jumping off a bridge and gets hit by a firetruck when firefighters try to help him down.

Added: 85 days ago
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85 days ago by rachel

lol you gotta be fucking kidding me

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54 days ago by

people get over your selfs he lived and i think he would think tice before try such a retarded idea

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50 days ago by nice

thats how I'd want to go

23 days ago by Fake

Too bad it's fake.. Nobody falls like a ragdoll IRL.

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8 days ago by Fake's Mama

Your powers of observation are not quite as good as a rag doll's.

85 days ago by Sean

Comically my ASS!

84 days ago by Fucking sick

Yes it is ironic but in no way is it funny you self-centered selfish bastards!

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84 days ago by Stuff It

Get over yourself. That is absolutely hilarious.

82 days ago by Get a life

you piece of shis

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49 days ago by dumbass

you cant even spell shit hahaha

84 days ago by Dude Deserved That

Bwahahahahaha! I didnt see that coming but it was hilarious...

83 days ago by gaz

hahaha bloody ell..thats gotta be bad timing!!!

83 days ago by AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was fucking hilarious!!!!! He failed at killing himself, and then got hit by a firetruck in mid-air!! What a dick... He should kill himself... Oh wait...

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47 days ago by Rasta

hahahhahahahah brutal xD

1 day 7 hours ago by Goober

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

83 days ago by Big Stu

Bitches be crazy yo

83 days ago by Jake

Those firefighters better pay that dudes medical bills

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81 days ago by Doug

Why? It's not their fault.

83 days ago by

DATS NOT FUNNY U MUPPETS

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49 days ago by dumb ass

82 days ago by

that was so not funny. Tragic...stupid...sadly ironic but so not funny

81 days ago by blazincockroach

what an idiot

80 days ago by

the fire truck was trying to get under him to break his fall, didnt quite make it in time, its ridiculous, was he trying to jump to his death from the great height of 5 meters?? fucking Aussie smackhead, the firetruck hopefully knocked some sense into him.

80 days ago by Sazzarash

You are a sick mother fucker if you think thats comical, go and burn in hell you sick fuck

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43 days ago by Luminous

Lesson in physics: a fall straight down is more damaging to a human than a fall at an angle. At worst, that truck gave him a few bruises and probably kept his legs from being broken. Think a little before you throw poorly punctuated and dimly worded insults around, ignoramus.

79 days ago by Roitan

How in the hell was that not funny?

79 days ago by Red from Revesby

That was so funny I showed my kids. How is it not funny that some fool tries to jump from a miniscule height and thrown in for good measure when he jumps he is hit by a brt. (big red truck) ha ha ha

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77 days ago by redsmate

what was the fire truck doing there in the first place, they should be out setting fires. Right Red.

8 days ago by Red Scrotum

Wait, You managed to get the sperm IN the hole? Amazing.

78 days ago by mark

should have charged the idiot with malicious damage to the fire truck,,,,,

78 days ago by The Lamb of th Shire

They should've put blown up empty goon bladders down for him to land on. Would've ended much sooner especially if you told him they were full.

78 days ago by Matt from Mt Lewis

I give bruce a 8.5 for his dismount. The driver of the fire truck get's a full ten points. Do you know how hard it is to hit a moving target.

78 days ago by Vic from Villawood

hahaha. Thats the funniest shit ive seen in ages. what a retard...hope he gets billed for the damage.

78 days ago by Baghdad Bling

Funny shit. Rubber stamp the side of that Fire Truck.

78 days ago by Johnny the boy !

Like the inspector at the end trying not to laugh himself!....The dude should use himself as a flying bomb, and advertise '''can hit moving target from (not) so great heights'''

77 days ago by Louis

I pissed myself xD

77 days ago by Anon.

"Here Bruce, just hang on mate." Clearly he didn't..

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76 days ago by ryan

here bruce, just hang on mate. we have to time this just right ,ok now!! very funny!

75 days ago by rha101

Not funny.

73 days ago by Tdiddy

Fuckin hilarious. Drunk douchebag. Wasting everyones time.

69 days ago by ...

wow.... tht guy totaly got owned.... looks like my kinda luck

68 days ago by asdfhkl;

and that's how we cut down on bum suicides

64 days ago by David

I know its bad, but that is fucking HILARIOUS

62 days ago by Sad

That was so not funny. That's scary. He was drunk and didn't realize what he was doing.

61 days ago by Esk

Did you seriously find that funny? Don't the screams of terror put you off in the slightest?

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42 days ago by Dylan

Yes, I seriously did. The screams of terror made it better. Muahahahhahaa

61 days ago by no

61 days ago by WOOO!

hahahahahahahha, what a tool, hahahahhahaha!

56 days ago by ;0

That's so harsh

56 days ago by I LAUGHED SO HARD

THAT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS

55 days ago by Some Guy

It is hilarious because of the irony in it.I see that the fire truck was trying to get under him so the fall (which would not have been that bad) would not have been as harmful.So back to my normall attitude...You fuckin pricks get over yourself saying its not funny.I laughed my ass off so shut the fuck up ya bloody wankers.

48 days ago by Patrick Bateman

Why do women have to make high-pitched screams? Women should have their vocal chords removed at birth.

47 days ago by cdog

wouldn't say that's exactly "comic"

47 days ago by Rasta

Oh my, LOLOLOL, i'm laughing my ass off

43 days ago by Gwack

Reminds me of the Simpsons when Barney stole the NASA jetpack, bounced off the roof of a pillow factory, then got run over by a Marshmallow truck.

43 days ago by Rx

Bit slow with your fire engine there - stupid dripstands.

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8 days ago by Expired Rx

Well~ Get off the computer, and go out to the garage and build a rocket-propelled fire engine, Mr. Fixit.

43 days ago by asdfadsf

it isnt funny you sociopathic retards

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43 days ago by Loller rofl

Oh no! I'm afraid to laugh at death because in my own mind I fear its inconsequential repercussions and must force my false sense of morality on others. Alas, I am but a human misguided and distraught by the chains of virtue and disillusionment! pew pew ;-;

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43 days ago by Luminous

Well said, my educated friend. And to expound on that response, sociopaths do not feel emotion, and imitate responses to fit in. Being amused is, by definition, not sociopathic. Also, not all mentally handicapped people find pain amusing. Just watch America's Funniest Videos, and all those nut shots we laugh at. Do you shoot those videos down too, Anon?

43 days ago by Johnson

Fake.

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43 days ago by Billy

It's totally photoshop'd.

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8 days ago by Billy's Teacher

Swear off the video games now, Billy. Get outside. Move around. You'll lose that fat in your belly as well as your head.

8 days ago by Not a Johnson

Helen Keller called, she wants her white 'n red cane back.

43 days ago by your mom

fakest shit ive seen all day

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35 days ago by shame

you watch to many videos, stright up.

8 days ago by your grandma

You'd need to actually leave my basement to, "see sh!t"... well, other than your own in the bowl. that reminds me, flush.

31 days ago by Tholaris

Pity he lived. Natural selection should be left to weed out the weak and useless... like half the people commenting on this video. And no, I don't automatically assume I'm not in the half that nature would kill off. I'm not that arrogant of a prick.

29 days ago by BLUE STEEL

The dick head is a coon. He should be either shot by Police or run over by a fire truck. That will be another dickhead we don't have to pay unemployment benefits for.

11 days ago by LOL

i'm practically haemorrhaging rofl right now.

7 days ago by

Thank you. You just made my day.

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