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Revenge Of The Tuba Player
The tuba player has had enough of this annoying little kid and decides to take action.
Added: 6 days ago
Comments: 42

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6 days ago by Anon.
LULZ. Pwned.
6 days ago by anonymous
AAAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FLIPPIN PERFECT!!! Oh god that cymbal was so effing funny it made me want to merge without looking.
6 days ago by jay
5 days ago by Big
Watching that kid hit the pavement with a cymbal crash MADE MY DAY! PERFECT TIMING!
5 days ago by Anon.
Tuba player - 1 Kid - 0
5 days ago by John Phillip
SOUSAPWNED!
5 days ago by A$$wipe
A$$wipe Great show of compassion,
4 days 11 hours ago by
Compassion for what? When you're acting like a dickhead the last thing you deserve is compassion. The kid got what was coming to him.
18 hours 30 minutes ago by me
Yeah, you really are a jerk if you think that kid deserves compassion. I hate you so much now, I just want to cry. Whats wrong with you?!?!
5 days ago by Anon.
No compassion required. Unsupervised undisciplined kid learns that no, he can't do anything he wants, even if mummy wasn't around to say no. If parents don't teach, Darwin will.
5 days ago by Brian
Sousaphone?
5 days ago by Jcoral
Absolutly perfect. My hat to the sousaphone player that did that. High five, very nice and all that.
5 days ago by Masta Blasta
Fake! Tuba players don't have legs?!?!
4 days 22 hours ago by rob
are you kidding me? I'm a street musician, I have adults that come up to me being more disrespectful than this. If this had been my kid I would have told my kid off for doing what he was doing then kicked the shit out of the asshole that assaulted my child.
4 days 8 hours ago by
Umm... If that were your kid, you should have stopped him from running around thru a marching band like a lemur on crack. And I can tell you this, if you had went for the tuba player, you would have more than him to deal with. Beleive it or not, being a "street musician" is NOT the same as being in a organized band performance for a town parade. Unbelieveable!
4 days 5 hours ago by TJ
You are a street musician aka. a bum. If you had attacked the tuba player, you woulda been beaten to death by the band. It's not just kids that need to learn respect, it seems like you have a lot to learn yourself you bum. Get a real job.
1 day 12 hours ago by Mac
Members of a marching band are instructed not to let anyone pass through, whether they're in a line or in a box. The tube was doing what he was supposed to.
4 days 18 hours ago by umm...
tripping a child because he walked in front of you while you were playing your tuba? unprofessional and immature. i guess people in marching bands have to do what they can to feel superior to anyone they can.
4 days 16 hours ago by 7pointedstar
I'm curious... When he/she squatted afterward, were they performing a Halo teabag? He/She did pretty successfully own that kid. And I say the precious little snowflake deserved it. Children should learn respect... and if this kid decided to run into the middle of the formation, the parents obviously haven't taught him any. And if the parents won't smack him, it looks like the ground will. Perfect timing with the cymbal. Awesome.
4 days 15 hours ago by Brandon andJeffums
You guys should put more of this shit on here
4 days 13 hours ago by
Dude, ya, the kid probably should'nt be running out there... but, to trip a child an possibly cause bodily injury is a bit over the top... I would have stuffed that tube up that nerd's ass!!! Anyone know where he lives?
4 days 13 hours ago by
Last time I checked he was shacking up with your mother....?
4 days 12 hours ago by the one
Assult my butt! When was the last time someone was hospitalized for falling to the ground? All we know is the short clip of what we saw. I bet that kid was running in and out of the band all throughout their performance. Finally, someone did something about it. Obviously the parents woudn't do anything and they are probably the type of people who feel that they can DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO. The world doesn't work like that.
4 days 11 hours ago by
Assualt? If someone tried to run through a college marching band they would be lucky to reach the other side with all their teeth. Now that is assault. This kid just learned a valuable lesson. And that cymbal crash when he hit the ground was hilarious.
4 days 10 hours ago by critter
I once tripped an idiot child running up and down the aisle during a movie.
4 days 7 hours ago by Marglar
How did I know that the idiot permissive parents would make comments about how mean and bad the tuba guy is? Because we all know it's OK for unsupervised kids to run around and disrupt anything they want, any time they want. And the slightest move to discipline the rotten brat results in fistfights and lawsuits. Well, this tuba guy ain't playin' that game. Trip the brat, make him cry. That's what happens in the real world when you're a disruptive little prick. Deal with it.
4 days 7 hours ago by GB
He just wanted to be PART OF THE SHOW! What's wrong with that? Whom do we SUE for this egregious assault on our precious child, who is very advanced for his age and in all the Talented/Gifted programs at his school?
3 days 6 hours ago by We Don't Care
We don't care that the child wanted to be part of the show. If he wants to rape someone would you say he only wanted to be part of a couple? I've heard of many children who were talented and gifted AND they ended up spending the rest of their lives in prison because mommy and daddy didn't care enough to teach them that they can't have EVERYTHING they want. P.S. Has he started killing small animals yet?
2 days 15 hours ago by
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! (the sound of the joke going over your head)
18 hours 27 minutes ago by
WHOOOOOOOSH! The sound of a frisbee being caught by a labrador retriever.
10 hours 35 minutes ago by yes sir
i agree with this probable southern gentleman this kid deserved it and your excuse sucks. excuses are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink. shut the hell up GB
10 hours 35 minutes ago by yes sir
i agree with this probable southern gentleman this kid deserved it and your excuse sucks. excuses are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink. shut the hell up GB
10 hours 35 minutes ago by yes sir
i agree with this probable southern gentleman this kid deserved it and your excuse sucks. excuses are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink. shut the hell up GB
4 days 6 hours ago by 668
To those of you who are outraged and wailing over the pweshus chyuld, and vilifying the musician, I have but one question:Where were the kid's parents?
4 days 3 hours ago by Iron Donkey
Very nice. I suggest hiring that tuba player as a school counselor. He's got the right idea about teaching consequences for actions. And if your kid goes through that stage of life without falling on the ground and getting a scraped knee, you're too damn protective. Get over the kid, he wasn't hurt and with any luck he figured out that being a dick isn't always a good idea.
3 days 20 hours ago by jcreed
Reminds me of marching years ago in a Mardi Gras parade, where the crowds tend to get too close...our bass drummers became very accurate with their mallets to the crotches of pushy folks...as did our flag girls when they did their outward "slams"...
3 days 13 hours ago by
lololol Sousapwn'd for sure.
1 day 18 hours ago by hr
Kid had it coming.
1 day 17 hours ago by controlyourchild.com
Too funny! I would love to know what that kid was doing prior to this video. My guess is that it was more of this bratty behavior. I just showed this to my 5-year-old, and even he said the kid was being rude by running through the band! This was a good object lesson for my kid about actions and consequences....and a good long laugh for me! :)
1 day 10 hours ago by FFS
To the whiny "compassion" people: Kids =/= glass. This one didn't even cry. My brother did worse to me on a daily basis.
1 day 10 hours ago by artisanrox
Awesome!!! Hope that kid learned a lesson! (And yes, even funnier because it was right in time with the music!)
14 hours 37 minutes ago by lgihten up
come on people we have all taken falls like that before. you get a raw knee cap, maybe a bruise, and a little embarrassed. that kid will be fine tomorow. grow up jesus. besides that cymbal was probably the funniest thing ive seen/ heard in a long time

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